The actual 'red'guard

*a Giant lumbers up* :I

Anonymous

Hmm, what is- OH SHI- *Space level has been achieved*

Hey uh...I found this sweetroll that has an arrow in it...what do I do???

Well…I would recommend taking the arrow out and then giving the sweetroll to me so I could…uh..take it to be disposed of…yeah, thats it.

Tell me, have you ever worshiped Talos? Do you have anything you'd like to confess?

marji-the-nord

What? Ah..um, no…uh..I really must be somewhere else.

I'm new to Skyrim and I would like to know what I should especially look out for, danger wise, and what I should definatly not do in towns.

Anonymous

Danger wise? Almost everything will try to kill you here in skyrim, as for towns, Don’t do anything stupid like breaking and entering, stealing, or murder.

Khajiit is leaving you Proudspire manor friend. Take good care of it.

aristocatacy

Wow. uh…thanks, I guess?

You are guard of Solitude, geh. My fahdon have told me stories of your cousin. Heh heh.

asksahloknir

Not like I envy him at all, he’s out fighting you fire-breathing dragons while I’m here trying to prove that this kid has been stealing sweetrolls, I’d much prefer it that way as well!

You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.

ulfric-stormcock-deactivated201

Curved swords? That doesn’t make any sense…

Any luck finding the sweet roll thief?

angelsremedy

No luck yet, I think it might be one of those kids, though.

Why did you become a guard?

Anonymous

I took an arrow to the knee I really don’t know why I was assigned to be a guard, I am part of the Imperial Legion, you know! Could have been that time I argued with my superiors if giants could actually send things to the moon, though.